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Group of Death finally has its wake.

Today saw the last games in groups C and D, and the first real heavyweight clash of the tournament, between Argentina and Holland. Mexico are a damn fine side, as are Portugal, so the top of the table clash in Group D was hardly much lower down on the billing. It was shaping up to be a good day, the sort of day World Cups are made of. And it’s with the latter match we begin. The winner of the group would, in all likelihood, avoid the form team so far, Argentina, but facing Holland instead was hardly likely to be seen as a “prize” worth winning. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Portugal only needed a point to top the group, but in failing to beat Angola, Mexico ensured that they needed all three.

Simao looked a lot better on the left than the massively overrated Cristiano Ronaldo. The myth that he’s some sort of astoundingly talented prodigy really is exposed at this level, and he’s proven to be no better than Joe Cole or Arjen Robben (average, one-trick pony). They’re all selfish and put themselves before their teams, and with Cronaldo and Joe Cole you’re guaranteed a plethora of useless stepovers. None of them are good enough to beat high-quality full backs, just like the rat-faced Portuguese has never succeeded against Ashley Cole, for club or country. I hate to say it but Maniche was awesome again, and it was he who started and finished the move that lead to Portugal’s first goal. He fed Simao on the left and the Benfica man took on the fullback, slipped the ball into the box and the onrushing Maniche finished into the top corner.

Mexico captain Marquez looked a shadow of his usual self in midfield, and it was he who gave away an obvious (and unnecessarily silly) penalty which Simao put away very well for 2-0. The Barcelona man almost made amends, though, when he got a near-post flick-on to a freekick and Omar Bravo should have scored from the knock down. From the resulting corner, however, Fonseca scored for Mexico, following terrible marking by the Portuguese. 2-1 at half time was probably a fair reflection of the way the game had gone. Zinha came on in the second half and Mexico looked a lot better for it, as Marquez dropped back into the back three where he’s more comfortable, and Zinha’s bloody brilliant; a real schemer in midfield. Mexico won a doubly deserved penalty, as Miguel brought down Perez and handled the ball too. Read more »

Wednesday 21st June 2006 Posted by Jesus of Suburbia | Sports | | No Comments

You’re getting ever Klose to the prize Hun!

Today saw the conclusion of groups A and B and would decide whether the hosts would face England or Sweden in the next round. The Germans took on Ecuador in the game to decide the winner of group A, and the south Americans made 5 changes, fielding a virtual reserve side. This was no doubt to protect players for the second round, but when a draw would have been enough for them to secure top spot in the group, the decision to rest so many suggests that their ambitions do not stretch beyond the next round. For a country whose players have traditionally struggled away from Quito, their high-altitude capital, to be in the second round of a European World Cup is an amazing achievement, and if you’d offered them that before the tournament, they’d have bitten your hand off. Germany, however, made only one change, and that enforced. Despite being criticised in the German media for failing to score in his last four matches for the national side, Podolski kept his place up front. Read more »

Tuesday 20th June 2006 Posted by Jesus of Suburbia | Sports | | No Comments

Fun-filled festival of football.

Cesc Fabregas against TunisiaToday saw three pretty entertaining matches, which has so far been the theme of the tournament. The negative boring matches have been few and far between (and England have contributed most of them) whilst the majority of matches have been thoroughly enjoyable. Whilst the refereeing has been dire so far, the football side of the tournament has been up there with the very best so far. Having said that I’ve probably jinxed the rest of the tournament now! First up the mighty Spain, who looked so potent in their first game, potential winners even, took on Tunisia who haven’t won in their last nine World Cup games. Based on their first game, where they struggled to draw with Saudi Arabia, a performance even their own coach labelled as “terrible”, you would have put your mortgage on Spain tonking them. Read more »

Monday 19th June 2006 Posted by Jesus of Suburbia | Sports | | No Comments

Are they the Real thing? Two Galacticos yet to sparkle.

Wonder who she supports?The big guns were on show today as Brazil met Australia in what must surely be the biggest match in the history of the Socceroos, while France, desperate for their first win of the tournament, met South Korea, semi-finalists when they co-hosted in 2002. In truth today was all about whether two all-time greats, easily the best players of this generation, would stamp their class on this tournament, or continue to look past it. I’m referring, of course, to Real Madrid teammates Ronaldo, who looks grossly overweight, and Zidane, who looks devoid of ideas. This could be the last chance for either star to shine on the world stage and it would be a shame for either career to go out with a fizzle rather than a bang. Read more »

Sunday 18th June 2006 Posted by Jesus of Suburbia | Sports | | No Comments

Ghana come home when their luck runs out.

McBride bleedingGhana Great? No. Ghana Glorious? Not quite. Ghana lucky? Very much so. They’re Ghana come home when their luck runs out, but they won’t care because lady luck shone on them today. It’s ironic that in my post on the Ghana v Italy game I lambasted Italy’s cynicism and felt sympathy towards an honest, and slightly naive, Ghanaian side. It’s clear from today that they learnt the lessons from that game; they learnt how to cheat and be cynical with the best of them. Well…when in Rome… Read more »

Saturday 17th June 2006 Posted by Jesus of Suburbia | Sports | | 4 Comments